Interview By Suanie

I’ve asked Suanie to interview me, and she has. Let the fun begin!

1. If you had dictatorship rule over Malaysia, what would you do/change?

The first thing I’ll do is to change the constitution so that Malaysia will be a Corporate Democracy. How does this work?

Simple. Basically I’ll come up with a Corporate Malaysia Index, a share market where the shares of all government bodies will be traded. Initially, I will own most of the shares for every “company” and will divest the boring ones.

Whoever has the majority share will control the particular government body. Simple? Yes? Next question please.

2. Would you rather be rich and stupid or poor and smart?

Easy one. Rich and stupid, of course. In fact, every rich person in the world is stupid. Everyone else says that what they’re trying to do initially cannot be done… but they do it anyway, and getting rich is just a side-effect.

3. Would you rather kill a nest of ants or a single puppy?

If the need arises, I would obliterate entire galaxies. So, I guess it makes no difference.

4. Star Trek or Star Wars? Why?

Neither. Because stars have the right to not be trodded upon and be at peace with their own kind, just like you and me.

5. If someone were to offer you 1 million euros to suck a guy’s dick, would you do it?

No. But I’d consider licking a clean shaven pussy for half the amount offered ๐Ÿ˜›

The Official Interview Game Rules (copied to be passed on)

  1. If you want to participate, leave a comment below saying โ€œinterview me.โ€
  2. I will respond by asking you five questions – each personโ€™s will be different.
  3. You will update your journal/blog with the answers to the questions.
  4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.
  5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

5 responses to “Interview By Suanie”.

  1. Dabido (Teflon) Says:

    Azmeeeeennn! You famous Lah! Hee hee! ๐Ÿ™‚

    Interview me. Will be interesting to be interviewed by someone who has no idea who I am! ๐Ÿ™‚
    [At least i don’t think you know much about me! But, hey, I’ve become interview whore … so interview me please.]

    Terima Kasih!

  2. Dabido (Teflon) Says:

    Azmeen: Answer are here

    Terima Kasih

  3. Site Admin Azmeen Says:

    I should be the one saying “Terima Kasih” to you.

    Woah… insightful answers, I especially love your answer to my fifth question.

    However, just to be clear… isn’t the tobacco company’s name Phillip Morris? Or are they known as Phillip Morrison in Australia?

    Thank you.

  4. Dabido (Teflon) Says:

    OH … yeah, might be Philip Morris. I don’t smoke, so I might have got it wrong! lol Bodoh Dabido! ๐Ÿ™‚ I just remembered the guy as he was in my class at University. The more I got to know him, the more I think I disliked him. ๐Ÿ™‚
    The fifth question really made me think. I loved that one. Terima Kasih to you on such a good quesiton. ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. Lainie Says:

    hahahahha…the last time I said “ask anything you want” all I got were sex related questions….nice to see yours was more merciful.