I’ve asked Suanie to interview me, and she has. Let the fun begin!
1. If you had dictatorship rule over Malaysia, what would you do/change?
The first thing I’ll do is to change the constitution so that Malaysia will be a Corporate Democracy. How does this work?
Simple. Basically I’ll come up with a Corporate Malaysia Index, a share market where the shares of all government bodies will be traded. Initially, I will own most of the shares for every “company” and will divest the boring ones.
Whoever has the majority share will control the particular government body. Simple? Yes? Next question please.
2. Would you rather be rich and stupid or poor and smart?
Easy one. Rich and stupid, of course. In fact, every rich person in the world is stupid. Everyone else says that what they’re trying to do initially cannot be done… but they do it anyway, and getting rich is just a side-effect.
3. Would you rather kill a nest of ants or a single puppy?
If the need arises, I would obliterate entire galaxies. So, I guess it makes no difference.
4. Star Trek or Star Wars? Why?
Neither. Because stars have the right to not be trodded upon and be at peace with their own kind, just like you and me.
5. If someone were to offer you 1 million euros to suck a guy’s dick, would you do it?
No. But I’d consider licking a clean shaven pussy for half the amount offered 😛
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- If you want to participate, leave a comment below saying “interview me.”
- I will respond by asking you five questions – each person’s will be different.
- You will update your journal/blog with the answers to the questions.
- You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.
- When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.